Isang Gay Contest... my most liked story....

1. Kung ang mga BABAE ay maikukumpara sa planetang Venus...Ang mga LALAKI ay sa planetang MARS...Sa tingin mo Anong PLANETA maikukumpara ang
    mga    BAKLA?

a. Sandara (Lookalike) - Sa BITUIN-kasi kaming mga Bakla ay tila mga Bituin na kumukislap sa hatinggabi.Maraming Salamat po.

b. Jasmine Trias (Lookalike) - Sa Planetang Mercury,kasi alam natin na ang Mercury ay simbolo ng GAMOT.At kaming mga bakla ay GAMOT sa mga taong
                                         NALULUNGKOT.Kaya namin magpatawa at gawing Katawa tawa ang aming Sarili.
                                         I thank You.

c. Akiko Tomson (Lookalike) - We the Third Sex can compare ourself to the Moon.Because,we just shed light from the SUN and the SUN is our God or Leader
                                          we just Share from the Sun.  Can you repeat the Question...


And the WINNER is .... (Sa palagay ninyo BLOGGERS sino ang Pwedeng MANALO?)

Isang Test kung ikaw ay isang BALIW!

BAsahin ang mga tanong at isagot ang anumang unang maiisip na sagot. Wag mag-isip ng sobrang lalim habang sumasagot.

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1. Naglalakad ka sa isang gubat. Sino ang kasama mo? 2. Habang naglalakad ka. May nakita kang hayop. Anung hayop ito?

3. Anu ugnayan meron ka at ang hayop sa mga oras na iyon?
4. Naglakad ka pa ng konti. At may nakita kang magandang bahay. Gaano kalaki o kaliit ang magandang bahay.

 5. Ang bahay ba na ito ay may bakod? Meron o Wala?
6. Pumasok ka sa bahay. Naglakad ka sa kusina at may lamesa kang nakita. Anung nakita mo sa mesa at sa gilid nito.
7. Naisipan mo lumabas sa likod ng bahay. Sa may bandang damuhan may nakita kang tasa. Anung klaseng tasa nakita mo porselana, plastic, papel atbp.
8. Anung gagawin mo sa tasa?

 9. Naglakad ka pa konti, kung saan may nakita kang tubigan . Anung klasing tubigan ba ito, ilog, lawa, kanal atbp.
10. Panu mo tatawirin ang tubigan?

Email me your answer at hamsoriandungan@gmail.com....... 

Remorse

One way of showing morality to other is being humble to them. There are people that are born humble, born  opposite. Could it be the same? (Stop here if don’t get what I mean to say). One reason for remorse is a violent act. Have you made a violent act today? Another reason is shameful act. Yes, it shameful literally , which sometimes lead to hurt their feeling. Another reason is being tactless. I don’t want to be tactless, so I must stop here. Have a nice day.

Word to say

What word is next to smile as simple charity we can give. That is also gives impact to the receiver. This thing is free. It flows when one acknowledges some good thing that has occurred in his/her life, or some good deed, indeed, or maybe some good individual. Money has no match with it. And I found out that there are only two reasons why a certain person can’t or have difficulty in giving this thing. First, insensitive. The other one is insecure. Maybe I fall for the latter many times. But I have this question that pop-up a minute ago while I’m typing this blog , “Does a person deserves to be appreciated if he/she doesn’t know how to appreciate? Make sense? No, I mean make some sense.

Write-protection problem

 This work if someone (let say sameer hhahah) prohibit copy paste or send to function
Windows logo then R
type regedit
click HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM
click Currentcontrolset
click control
click storatedevicepolicies
set the value to 0
wahaha lupig sila


pak

Forgiveness

Ramadhan are for everyone. This is day where the Muslims are being self restrained from sins. They say that this month also deals about forgiveness. Giving forgiveness to you ex-gf/bf. Sounds familiar right?  Here’s my opinion on that. Learn to forgive is not so easy mainly for the pain stocked on your precious emotion. But the benefit for forgiveness are cloud nine wisdom. Learn it. Be it. Hard to say and hard to do. Where to start and where to end. Mind you, don’t forgive if not prearranged by your heart. And remember this quote as my advice, “Wag pilitin hawakan ang ayaw, parang utot lang yan na mahirap pakawalan pero , sarap pag wala na.” :)

Kindly maintain your mouth’s noise while you’re in the Laboratory vicinity.Kindly maintain your mouth’s noise while you’re in the Laboratory vicinity.

This sentence is composed 12 words. Each word is obviously self explanatory. “Kindly” is a polite word that is used by anyone who is respectful. “Maintain” is synonymous to   the word retain. So, when I say kindly maintain, is clearly implies that with due respect please retain or preserve something. “Your” is a four letter word pertains to the reader’s property (in this case mouth), whether with higher IQ or lower than mine. “Mouth” is the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives food and saliva (thanks to wikipedia). Plus an apostrophe which signifies possessiveness of the word mouth. “Noise” means any unwanted sound , which is now in my brain while I’m writing this explanation. “While” has its meaning varies largely based on its intended function, position in the phrase and even the writer or speaker's, in short depends on the persona.”You’re” is combination of “you” and “are” and (damn it! I will not explain that anymore. “In the” laboratory is a preposition for grammar sake! . “Vicinity” means area, spells as A-R-E-A. Got it? Whether I use the whole as an idiomatic expression or just the literal implication of the sentence it is self-explanatory. I’m just explaining myself. Spirits of grammar please correct me if my opinion is wrong.

How to tell your parents etc… that you are planning for marriage.

Hmmm. Salamat at nakapag, desisyon ka. Pero ang pinaka-unang problema mo ay kung sino ang un among pagsasabihan , Tama?

May mga oras at panahaon na na masasaya maliban sa araw mismo ng kasal, ang panahon kung saan parang sasabog ka sa saya at parang gusto mo mag.cebelbrate sa CF. Sa sobrang sa saya parang gusto mong sumigaw at tumakbong nkahubad at sisgaw ng, "Todo na to!" kung pwede nkasulat pa sa ung dibdib. Pero may konting problema na asungot. At yun , ay ang title ng topic ko.

Kids Come First

Kung sakaling may anak ang isa sa inyo cguro sla ang unahin nyo, sila dapat – bago kay ermat at rpat. And you know the reasons, they don’t have any pang.unawa. Giv them, reverse psych,, effective you know. Kung pwede pasyal kau kasama sila – and don’t forget the more the merrier. If d pa kaya, hintay lng ng tamang tyempo.

Parents or Pals?

Maybe dpende sa sitwasyon. Kung di pwede ky dad and mom, ky bff muna. At kung ok na(wala nmn sila choice eh) the dun na ky parents; kasi nga may back up approva na. Pag di mo sbhin kay parents kung anu man rason mo, text them or sulat kaya with signature. And that’s all—new beginning at the words may spread.

Immediate Family

Sa mtatanda, si parents tlga dpat, kung gusto mo lng nmn ng pormal, si  bride's parents ang unahin. At nkakasalalay ito dun sa unang mga advises, kung panu mo pinakilala si bf or si gf, at kun sla ba matutuwa o mshockwave .
Maliban lng kung close na sila(as in fc), at pinkamgandang timing ay tyempo(kuha mo?), ung maluwag sa sarili nila at feel at home kung bga. At huwag mag beso-beso if not needed(lead to sarcasm). At gusto nila, keber, tell them together. Invite all, or sasunod na nmn na araw para may thrill. In a fairy tale, matutuwa sila at mhwuhugs , crying with joy, huhuhu. (Of course, if you get engaged on a trip or live far apart may be sinadya, for God sake, gamitin  ang TODO CALLL!)
If di nmn alam ni parents ang planu mo sa buhay, this is the perfect time to visit home, pero wag yung  one-and-only and announcing your plan on the same day. Mas mabuti maghintay until sa next visit. If the situation is prssured or boring sa life a bahay at sa excited, it's A-OK to go solo when telling your parents about your plan; in fact, they may appreciate your maturity.
You can break the news without partner if your parents are less than in love with with the love of your life(complicated parents ba), are overprotective(my case), have concerns about religious or cultural differences(mao ni),TRAUMATICthat is have seen you go through one (or two or three) messy divorce(s), or are otherwise opposed to the idea of you getting married(kill youself son). Telling them solo means you'll be able to have it out openly(actor ka bai), without dragging your beloved through unnecessary and unpleasant stress and disappointment (I hear ringing bells).
After you've told family and friends, you still need to tell acquaintances, but the problem is out of the way. Your next assignment? Enjoy your time and smile!

My simple ideas.

1.       Use facebook power. It’s free.

2.       Play with the tsismosas.

3.       Type ASTIGTXT10 send to 8888.

-- curious